A Test of Your Pleabological Righteousness

Grandpa Pleab says:
who likes chicken beaks?
-peeble deaks

Grandpa Pleab says:
who likes fried onions?
- punyons and funyons eating at runyons

Grandpa Pleab says:
why do they fry them?
-weed stem

Grandpa Pleab says:
what's that blue thing in your water?
-Harry Potter looking hotter

Grandpa Pleab says:
what's under your pillow?
-willow. that silly dwarf

Grandpa Pleab says:
who likes candy?
-randy pandy, all sandy boning mandy

Grandpa Pleab says:
why is there Pluto?
-pooh-doe

Coworker says:
why are you so weird
-chicken beard

Grandpa Pleab says:
Who likes physicals?
-mystical twisticals

Grandpa Pleab says:
Why do doctors operate?
-masterbate