Fudge, Pudge, Smudge, Dog

Slurpies of herpes make gross tasting treats
Pockets of rockets make human legs meats
Flies in your pies give poop its black dots
Corn in your horn makes tuba buckshots
Trees in your knees makes a bloody patella
Whips in green blips are known as flagella
Knives in beehives makes red, bumpy skin
Dreidels in cradles makes a baby's eyes spin
Superfluous Nerf-Lewis buys more foam darts
For rectum injection, concealing his farts
A shoddy, soft body is something Joe likes
But bar-style argyles are for boys who ride trikes
Pork roast is forked most by chubby old men
Suits with snow boots is a hot, sexy trend
Carrots and ferrets, Trent puts in his pitas
With beans and cat spleens, for tasty fajitas
Meatloaf would beat both the black and white keys
Crooning and spooning men in his undies
Mr. Miyagi drinks saki till dawn
While Daniel-san hand sands and learns to wax on
Emo likes Scream-o in Brownie, so soft
His brown town goes downtown, that’s why he’s the prof
Chowder and powder piles in the white bowl
Will Papa please stoppa consuming the Skoal?
A refill at Green Mill in beer mugs to go,
Serves Wily, all smiley, cause he runs the show
The outlandish Spanish of monorail doors
Warns Disney fans “watch your hands!” with much “Por favors”
The Cali crew’s ballyhoos win customers
Absurd names and word games to sell their Hummers
Scurvy makes curvy bumps all over gums
Flute playing, toot spraying band geeks need Tums
In ship-shape, we lift weights with Peter Dante
Then Great Mex to make pecs all nice and grande
A slappity-clappity sound does it make
When biscuits from triscuits doth try to escape
Hippos will rip those oblivious men
Who retreat with raw meat and cluck like a hen
A Nebula medulla oblongata
Is dusty and crusty like old ricotta
The end, to amend this weird twist of rhymes
Pacifico, if cold, is best with some limes

-Grandpa